NEVERGONNA .lol

Leaderboard

Every score below was set on a game engineered to be unwinnable. These are the people who lost slowest.

MALAGA

WhoScoreSurvived
1 ——— 7,350 22.4s US
2 ——— 1,090 13.0s ES
3 ——— 930 16.8s US
4 ——— 920 13.0s ES
5 ——— 580 17.3s US
6 ——— 520 15.0s US
7 ——— 510 13.0s US
8 ——— 500 14.6s US
9 ——— 490 15.8s US
10 ——— 310 13.0s US
11 ——— 230 18.8s US
12 ——— 130 16.2s US

Initials are typed on the GAME OVER screen. Leave it blank and you appear as ———, which is arguably the more dignified option.